October162014

laughterkey:

peace-love-colbert:

factoseintolerance:

Stephen Colbert “steals” a Lincoln bust and makes a dumpster getaway in the halls of Congress, pushed by “just quitted” congressman Jack Kingston.

October 3, 2014

They also went fishing in the Capitol reflecting pool.

(via half-is-stupid)

11PM

On Stalin’s birthday, the custom was that Stalin would meet with honor students and ask them questions. Maria meets with Stalin, she is a senior in high school. “Who is your mother?” he asked. “Russia,” she said. He then asked, “Who is your father?” “Stalin” she said. “What do you want to be?” he asked. “A doctor” said Maria. She was sent to one of the best medical schools.

Second student, Vladimir greets Stalin. Stalin asks the same two questions, and Vladimir answers, “My mother is Russia and my father is Stalin.” “What do you want to be?” asked Stalin. “An engineer” replied Vladimir. So he was sent to the best engineering school.

Then Boris meets with Stalin who asks him the same two questions. Boris answers, “My mother is Russia and my father is Stalin.” “What would you like to be?” asks Stalin. “An orphan” replies Boris.

joke from late 1940’s in Romania, as recited by Eva Mozes-Kor. (via gedenkenbrauchtwissen)

(via half-is-stupid)

11PM

mugglebornheadcanon:

979. One of the Muggleborns enchants some blue-bound books to act like Tumblr, and then distributes them to all their Muggleborn friends. Word gets out and they’re forced to make more, and then the purebloods get into it and the staff members are so confused, what the heck is ‘Hogblr’? Why are they all talking about their ‘feels’? They have no clue, except for Flitwick. He’s the John Green of Hogblr. 

(Source: that-random-singer)

10PM

spr-ngfever:

buttslikehouses:

34choco:

How to Really, Really Piss Off the Wesboro Baptist Church

i have never hit the reblog button so fast jfc

this is really great omg

(via half-is-stupid)

10PM
smilesandvials:


This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

(Source: memewhore, via half-is-stupid)

October152014

And I just wanna be…

                                      alive!

(Source: marshmallow-the-vampire-slayer, via shewhohangsoutincemeteries)

October102014

topher208:

Nerdfighter Monopoly - started in the Adult Nerdfighters Facebook group

Features all Vlogbrothers-related channels as properties, John’s books instead of railroads, Hank’s albums instead of utilities, Decreasing World Suck instead of Community Chest, and Forgetting to be Awesome instead of Chance cards.

Also features the Evil Baby Orphanage instead of jail, DFTBA instead of free parking, and of course the Project for Awesome and Subbable.

Tokens would be French the Llama (llama in a beret), Hank’s guitar, Red Green (of poopy Nintendo fame), a giraffe, a Hanklerfish, a honey badger, baby Hitler, a puppy-sized elephant, crossed hands doing the nerdfighter gang sign, a pair of glasses, a video camera, and a microphone. It would be really cool to make 3D printed tokens, but they’ll probably end up needing to be printed along with property cards and everything else.

We are working on chance and community chest cards that feature such things as “Spend 15 hours in a Target, pay $50”, “Eat a blenderized happy meal, lose a turn”, and “Nerdfighters meet Kiva goal, collect $100.”

I would love to offer these somehow as perks for the Project for Awesome. Reblog so that maybe Hank will see this post.

(via edwardspoonhands)

8AM

randomslasher:

zenpencils:

SIR KEN ROBINSON: Full body education

I’m fairly certain I’ve never seen one of these comics that didn’t make me cry. 

(via half-is-stupid)

October92014

troyler-4-life:

mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

(Source: cosmicplantboy, via half-is-stupid)

7PM

youngblackandvegan:

kelseycolby:

finesse-vie:

lipstick-bullet:

Adorable Big Sister meets Baby Brother for the first time - Video

Omg my heart is melting

just the most beautiful moment

so happy that they shared this

(Source: sizvideos, via half-is-stupid)