May222013

yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing

(via awesomehalfling)

11AM
the-coffee-blog:

THIS IS A MASTERPIECE

the-coffee-blog:

THIS IS A MASTERPIECE

(via the-dark-lord-stan)

12AM

h-ella:

xxemoxangel:

sharanga:

There’s no place like…Treebones Resort, USA.

Wtf even

AD

(via the-dark-lord-stan)

12AM
12AM

littlestbug:

poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

i’m imagining him alone in his room with all the lights off, eyes wide open, rocking back and forth on his bed muttering this to himself

(Source: littleprincessvegan, via the-dark-lord-stan)

12AM
saltandvinegarcrisps:

the internet is trying to break up with me

saltandvinegarcrisps:

the internet is trying to break up with me

(via the-dark-lord-stan)

12AM
May212013
pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

(via the-dark-lord-stan)

12PM

arbitraryimposition:

timeywimeywinchesters:

edcunningham:

It is a common misconception that the ‘L’ in Samuel L Jackson’s name is an abbreviation of his middle name. In actuality, It is a roman numeral, indicating that he is the 50th descendant in the line of Samuel Jacksons, who have guarded our race since the ancient times.

#Achilles I’m here to speak to you about the Avengers Iniative

Fact.

(via the-dark-lord-stan)

12PM
  • fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
  • real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me*